AIWFCIY

Lambs: It's been a while. Welcome back! As the holidays are upon us, and since so many of you have been drawing my attention to the numerous mentions of Mariah in the media as of late, I thought I would give you the ULTIMATE GIFT by blessing you with my very important perspectives on perhaps our only modern-day Christmas classic, "All I Want For Christmas Is You" (AIWFCIY).

First, let us take to the literature.

Some people think it is SO FUNNY to take Mariah/AIWFCIY "seriously;" the joke however is on them. Even when they know the joke is on them, the joke is still on them. Because as this article from The Atlantic on the song as "historical dialectic" points out, AIWFCIY has grossed $50 million since its 1994 release. That is more than all the readers of this blog will earn in our collective lifetimes.

This AV Club piece takes a deeper (and less tongue-in-cheek) dive, trying to pin down exactly what combination of melody, lyrics, and je ne sais quoi has landed AIWFCIY at the top of holiday airplay lists with the predictability of a four-hour Christmas afternoon nap. As track producer and longtime Carey collaborator Walter Afanasieff notes in the piece, "'It’s not like no one writes Christmas songs—everyone is trying to get a Christmas song. But for whatever reason ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ just became that song. It’s kind of something you never would have thought, and you can’t really explain why, and we feel lucky, because it was the last major song to enter that Christmas canon, and then the door slammed shut. It just closed.'" (Sorry not sorry Ariana Grande.)

Leave it to the Times to strike the correct tone: respectful, awed, and thankful. Pointing to her non-flashy turn in 2009's Precious, the piece gives a nod to the legitimacy of her acting career even while noting the loonier moments of her recently-aired Hallmark special, A Christmas Melody. However, the (deserved) permanence of AIWFCIY still sits at the piece's center, despite assessments such as: "She’s become to Christmas what the pumpkin spice latte is to fall: nutmeg, foam and caffeine. Meanwhile, her determination to be mandatorily anti-blues makes her a human flu shot."

Now, let us uncover some of the AIWFCIY gems which the Internet has to offer.

Here is AIWFCIY put through a MIDI converter then back through an mp3 converter. It recently brought a friend to tears.

Here is AIWFCIY in a minor key.

Here is AIWFCIY on Chatroulette.

I don't know what this is.

Here is an ASL version.

Finally, did you know that Mariah herself is responsible for (at least) EIGHT versions of the song? Jezebel put together this rundown. Special props to the So So Def Remix:

I "rediscovered" Mariah's 1994 Christmas album a couple of years ago; even as a lamb, I never really gave it much time until I put it on while writing cards one year and was blown away. So what do I think about AIWFCIY? Catchy, obvs. The vocals are weirdly far back in the mix in a way that the rest of the album (and her output at that time generally) was not, which I think plays into the retro sound that Afanasieff refers to in the AV Club piece. And I have to wonder if its debut before the advent of the Internet with all of its cynicism and instant ruining-of-everything/exaltation-of-everything is part of what has guaranteed its longevity. It is a vision of lost cultural self-love. And that is all that you've given to me.

ANYWAY. What's the big deal? Everyone knows that "O Holy Night" blows AIWFCIY out of the water. 

Daydream: Best and...Not Best

Lambs! I'm back with an exciting new blogging adventure. This is the first post in what will, over time, address each one of MC's studio albums (well, maybe not the Christmas ones, although I'll be more seasonal-minded in a few months) and reveal my opinion on the best track and the "not best" (can't say worst; just can't) from each.

Thanks to a nifty website called Random Thing Picker, 1995's classic Daydream has been selected as the first album for examination!

Mariah folklore would have us believe that Daydream saw our heroine wriggling out from under then-husband and Sony exec Tommy Mottola's thumb as she bravely sailed into uncharted waters with a new hip-hop tinged sound that many old white men in the music biz worried would alienate fans. Hard to believe now, but there are those who wanted Mariah to sing songs such as the dreadful "Hero" forever. Listening to the album 20 years on, it's difficult to believe it caused any pearl-clutching whatsoever. "Fantasy," the track that included both the brilliant sample of Tom Tom Club's "Genius of Love" and a guest appearance by Ol' Dirty Bastard, has now been often imitated (never duplicated) by a thousand would-be pop stars who think they can throw a guest rap over some breathy vocals and recreate the magic. More interesting from an archaeological standpoint is "One Sweet Day," a duet with Boyz II Men, a black R&B group with some tight harmonies. Where has the black men's R&B group gone? Is there a place for it in today's musical landscape? Questions for another day.

So, on to this post's purpose. I'll start with Not Best; bad news first and so on. This dubious honor goes to "When I Saw You," a plodding and lyrically trite ballad that manages to bore despite a bridge that momentarily recaptures interest.

The problem here is the delivery of the monosyllabic chorus: "When , I, saw, you, when , I, saw, you, I, could, not, breathe, I, fell, so, deep." It sounds like a slog, and it needn't be.

So as we turn to "best," I would just mention that Daydream's best known songs like "Always Be My Baby," "One Sweet Day," and "Fantasy" are so ingrained in one's consciousness as to be impossible to approach objectively. It's like looking at your arm and thinking, is this a good arm? Futile. So, those songs weren't really up for best or not best in my decision.

Also, and perhaps I'm making a mistake here, but I don't take "Daydream Interlude (Fantasy Sweet Dub Mix)" seriously enough as a legitimate album track to consider its candidacy for a category either. I defy you to correct me.

To me, the standout track on Daydream is clearly "I Am Free." Never released as a single and clocking in at a paltry 3:11, this mid-album track might not garner that much attention upon first listen. But LAMBS. Listen to the passage from 1:50 to 2:25, as the voice, still in mint condition, soars, plunges, and rises again in an expression of perfect joy. Do you have chills? This short little gospel-inspired track packs such an unexpected wallop. And there are no frills -- no extravagant production, no excessive vocal tricks -- just the confidence of vocals in their prime. Enjoy!





This...

...is how your Mariah Carey pâté gets made.

Did you know David LaChapelle did the photography for Rainbow (1999)? A limited print of the top image sold for $22,500 at Sotheby's.

Rainbow's liner notes unfolded into a poster!

 

Happy Thursday!

 

 

Dedicated, Part 3: Deploying Whistle Register

To wrap up my examination of "Dedicated," the best track from 2014's MIAMTEC, I would like to discuss "whistle register" (defined as a separate vocal register usually beginning at a C6 and extending to a D7, for those who understand this sort of thing). Even the most casual listener of Mims will be familiar with her frequent use of this neat vocal trick. I call it a trick because even though it's kind of her trademark, I've never felt that whistle register is the aspect of her vocals that sets her apart from so many others, but rather just icing on a damn good cake.

"Emotions," a song that haunts grocery store muzak to this day, is a textbook example of Mimi's typical use of whistle register. At this point in her career, her voice was so strong and fresh that she almost didn't know what to do with it. Everything came easy. Notes that sound ever-so-strained in 2015 came vigorously bursting forth in 1991, almost to the point where it seems like she's shout-singing her way through the track just because she can. The whistle surprises at 1:06, and then astounds at 3:48 onwards, where her complete control over it becomes apparent. Impressive? For sure. Particularly evocative? Not really. Here, it's just an accent rather than an integral part of the song.

I would argue that "Bliss" from 1999's Rainbow is a different story. Friends who have listened to me prattle on for ages about MC will know that I call this track a love letter to Minnie Riperton. From the birdsong in the background (a callback to the earth-shattering "Breakdown" of 1997) to the languid 70's slow jam feel, this is a 90s update of "Loving You." Here, the entire song is built around the whistle register, creating an ethereal, time-out-of-time feel. Amazingly, she even harmonizes with herself (check 2:53 and 3:30). The control and delicacy she is capable of within that range is just incredible here. Well done, Mimi.





Fast forward 10 years to Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel. Despite signs of vocal strain in other registers, the 90-second "Angel (The Prelude)" is some MC whistle register at its finest. Not only are the notes spot on, but the wistfulness, the sadness, the longing she is able to communicate -- without lyrics, even -- will make you sigh heavily and look out the window and have feelings.



All of which bring us to the track at hand, "Dedicated." Two reasons that I love the whistle on this track: it's understated (yet totally vital to the whole feel of the song), and again, it manages to evoke the nostalgia, the sense of something lost, that the whole song is based upon. Here the whistle register is Proust's madeleine. Check 3:30-end.



I hope you have enjoyed this tripartite exploration of this very special track!

this is dedicated to you, this is dedicated to you



New New Hot Hot

Did you know that Mariah released a new song today? It's true, loyal readers. The only new track to be featured on her upcoming album Number 1 to Infinity, which -- cleverly -- will feature all 18 of her number 1 hits, plus this track, this song might be the only new Mariah we hear this year.

 

"Infinity," 2015

 

Initial reviews of the song have been mixed, with many calling it a "90s breakup song," which really doesn't make any sense. To this listener's ear, which I WOULD LIKE TO THINK HAS LISTENED TO MORE MARIAH THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON, the track sounds nothing like her 90s heyday. It was produced by L.A. Reid, who also produced her 2005 comeback album The Emancipation of Mimi -- and it has the big, retro sounds of those tracks (cf. "Stay the Night"). Of note to lambs will be the reference in the chorus to "You're Mine (Eternal)" from last year's MIAMTEC:

 

Close the door, lose the key
Leave my heart on the mat for me
I was yours eternally
There’s an end to infinity
To infinity

 

So: what do you think? 

 



Dedicated, Part 2: Talkin' Bout Collabos

Que obvio, Nas was the best choice to guest on "Dedicated": still in the game, still garnering much respect from peers and fans, and with a musical coming-up story that parallels MC's in lots of ways and complements this song as an ode to "old school."

Mims has a long and storied (well, in my mind) history of being on point with her choice of musical partnerships. Featuring masters of rap, fellow divas, and flash-in-the-pan hip-hoppers, her collaborations are never-boring case studies in what can happen when you pair a master with quantity x. Shall we explore some highlights in no particular order?

MC and Nicki Minaj, "Up Out My Face," 2009

Yes, before that ugly season of American Idol, and when the Young Money franchise was still hungry, this happened. "Up Out My Face," a middling track from the outstanding Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel, featured Nicki and her many personalities on the remix. The track, which features a slower beat that thankfully forestalls Nicki's tendency to do really weird, unpleasant things with her voice, also includes a marching band at the end, clearly making this track the "Tusk" of MOAIA. It's unfortunate that these two fell out, because I love the contrast between their voices, and Nicki's flow is nicely measured here. Alas, alack.

 

MC and Snoop Dogg, "Crybaby," 1999

 

"Heartbreaker" might have gotten all the attention off of Rainbow, and deservedly so, but tucked into the second half of that  late-90s treasure chest is this gem. Blending the languid West Coast style of Snoop with MC's murmurings about pouring more Bailey's was a winner. I may have mentioned this in a previous post, but "Crybaby" contains one of my favorite moments of MC self-referentiality:

 

Sipping Bailey's Cream by the stereo
Trying to find relief on the radio
I'm suppressing the tears but they start to flow
'Cause the next song I hear is a song I wrote

When we first got together early that September
I can't bear to listen so I might as well drift
In the kitchen pour another glass or two
And try to forget you

It's a song SHE WROTE, guys!

 

One of the nicest features of this song is the way that M's vocals over Snoop's parts seem effortlessly improvised. It's true of "Dedicated" as well. It's like she's listened to the song a million times and is idly accenting it with her own contributions. You don't find unstudied elegance like this in typical Top 40 fare.

 

 

MC and Damian Marley, "Cruise Control," 2008

 

Bet you didn't know that MC teamed up with Marley spawn on E=MC2. I refer to this album as her party album because it's just so fluffy and fun (well, until that last track), and this song is no exception. Damian's contribution includes one of my favorite lines from the album:

 

Look at life just like a pessimist
You already like a wife up in my premises

 

Heh. The track is also notable for a deliciously awkward "reggae-fied" verse from MC at about 1:36. A must listen.

 

 

 

MC and Cam'ron, "Boy (I Need You)," 2002

 

Quick on the heels of Cam'ron's wildly popular single "Oh Boy" from 2002 came this single off of Charmbracelet. This is really more of a remix than an original effort, and they both know it (Cam'ron: "Sing my hook, help me sell a couple mil.") But that's ok, because it's sweetly addictive, it lasts for a correctly long time, and Camron's contribution turns into a humorous back and forth with Mims:

 

I need you
(What? Who? Uh huh, uh huh)
I wanna feel your touch
(Why wouldn't you?)
So come and get my love
(Show me where it's at, now sing)

 

Does this lose something in translation? Just listen to it, it's a delight. Sunny day, windows down.

 

 

MC and Boyz II Men, "One Sweet Day," 1995

 

This still stands as MC's most popular #1 hit, spending 16 weeks at the top of the charts. All the ingredients are there: the awesome harmonies of B2M, MC in her prime, and lyrics that evoke lost loved ones (NB: this is Mariah's first "death" song. She did it again with "Bye Bye" in 2008). While anyone alive in the 90s has this burned into their brains, the track comes alive again in this a capella version which is truly something special and led me to a whole new appreciation of this song.

 

 There are many more collabos in MC's catalogue that are spectacular that deserve their own posts, and so they shall receive. Have you ever stopped to think about who she hasn't paired up with yet, but most definitely should? Because I spend quite a lot of brain power on that:

 

Kanye

Outkast

Lil' Wayne

Drake

 

Oh and: